'Twas a week before Christmas, and all through the hall
Not a creature was sober, no, not even Tiny Tim at all.
The spirits were flowing (both ghostly and gin!),
As three tipsy actors let the chaos begin.

With six saintly castmates determined to steer,
This holly jolly trainwreck of holiday cheer,
They'll wrangle wild plot twists,
forgotten lines too,
While the drunkards make Dickens do things he never meant to do.

So grab all of your friends, bring your holiday spite
This isn't the classic carol... this is one messy night.
Expect chaos, surprises, and scenes off the rails
A Christmas catastrophe where sobriety fails!

Come wwitness the yuletide disaster unfurl
A boozy, ridiculous, riotous swirl.
For one weekend only, we promise pure bliss:
A carol like you've never seen; don't miss this!